X Copy CA Dex Buy Make it cry

CRY

buy this or i cry

The crying coin

so. are you buying?

take your time. i am extremely stable.

YES

tears so far: 0

02 what happens if you don't

A house with water pouring out of every window
first the house goes
minute one
A room flooded halfway up the wall
then the furniture floats
minute nine
A deck chair floating on an endless sea
then everyone is at the beach
tuesday

03 the stash — save them, post them

Two big cartoon tears
the classic
The coin with two tears on its face
the coin
A bucket overflowing
the bucket
A house pouring water
the house
A flooded room
the living room
A deck chair on an endless sea
the new coast

04 the demand

ONE CLICK AND IT STOPS

No hostages. No deadline. Just me, a bucket, and an unlimited supply.

contractsoonclick to copy
The coin chart opens the moment it trades. until then you have my word, which is wet.
signed: two tearswitnessed: the bucket
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